Farm Animal Haiku
NaBloPoMo, Scrine Comments (3)
Haiku a Pig Might Write
I excel at math;
‘soh-cah-toa’! But alas,
my destiny: Ham.
Haiku a Cow Might Write
Yank the teat gently,
for it is not yours and the
pleasure is not mine.
Haiku a Turkey Might Write
Not much of a life
To speak of; *gobble* *gobble* THWACK!
Then served with stuffing.
Sir @ November 27, 2008
You are so hilarious. Happy Belated!
I like bacon better than ham. Just saying.
Poor farmed animals, how I love thee – and not on my plate!
Good haikus though.