Since ‘Indians’ was too culturally insensitive for a high school mascot, the school board voted unanimously to change their name to the Pawtucket Homosexual Nazi Midgets in an effort to intimidate, but not discriminate.
Hmmm. Saturdays in the Fall are reserved for college football and lounging, which makes thinking about other stuff very hard. Actually, I did get up to go and have a beer with some folks, so there was that. Still. Writing is pretty much out of the question.
However, in an effort to ensure that you waste as much of your precious time as possible, if not here than surely somewhere else, I would like to present you with this link. Say ‘so long’ to your productivity.
Sir @ November 22, 2008