What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
If I were pregnant, I’d invite biomedical researchers from across the world to a conference, wherein I would stand on the stage, spread my arms wide, and scream, ‘OK, PEOPLE. HIGHEST BIDDER. WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THIS?’
If I had gotten someone pregnant, I would naturally do the right thing, which has nothing to do with a dark stairwell or anything sinister of the sort, my God, what kind of a monster do you think I am. This is actually kind of a stupid question, but I don’t suppose we can assume that everyone would do the ‘right’ thing. One person’s ‘right’ could be another person’s ‘dark stairwell’, after all. Anyhow, let’s just say that my version of ‘right’ has nothing to do with abortion or catastrophic injury or unfortunate accidents and leans more in the direction of marriage, car seats, and poop maintenance. Actually, let’s go ahead and stop thinking about this immediately.
Sir @ November 28, 2010