Those of you who get updates whenever I post something likely stood up, pointed at your computer, and screamed, ‘LIES!’, when you saw that I’d whipped something out on two consecutive days. Well, you owe your computer an apology, because in honor of the mad genius who came up with this idea, I’d like to extend an invitation to all of my anonymous readers.
O ye fine, literate people out there who read my drivel, but never comment, throw off the comforting invisibility cloak and leave a comment today!
I’m not much of a stat whore where this site is concerned, but when I do take a peek at the traffic, I’m consistently amazed at how many people come here after I throw something up (figuratively, literally, etc.). So, it’s clear to me that I have a veritable legion of lurkers who, if only I could organize and brainwash, might be a powerful army of minions willing and able to go forth do my bidding. ‘Recruit army of minions’ was actually a primary reason for my starting this blog, so mission accomplished!
Today, then, I exhort you of the heretofore nameless reader classes to sally forth to the comment section and make yourself known! It’s fun! It’s easy! No biting!
Sir @ January 14, 2010