Delurk!
Those of you who get updates whenever I post something likely stood up, pointed at your computer, and screamed, ‘LIES!’, when you saw that I’d whipped something out on two consecutive days. Well, you owe your computer an apology, because in honor of the mad genius who came up with this idea, I’d like to extend an invitation to all of my anonymous readers.
O ye fine, literate people out there who read my drivel, but never comment, throw off the comforting invisibility cloak and leave a comment today!
I’m not much of a stat whore where this site is concerned, but when I do take a peek at the traffic, I’m consistently amazed at how many people come here after I throw something up (figuratively, literally, etc.). So, it’s clear to me that I have a veritable legion of lurkers who, if only I could organize and brainwash, might be a powerful army of minions willing and able to go forth do my bidding. ‘Recruit army of minions’ was actually a primary reason for my starting this blog, so mission accomplished!
Today, then, I exhort you of the heretofore nameless reader classes to sally forth to the comment section and make yourself known! It’s fun! It’s easy! No biting!
Sir @ January 14, 2010
I’m not really a fulll-fledged lurker, but someone’s gotta kick this off, so I think I’ll just drop my pants and moon you.
I feel as if you are oppressing my right to lurk. It’s as if my constant stalking were some sort of deviant behavior you’re trying to shame me for. Well, I’ll show you! By, ah…de-lurking. Quasi-lurking. Re-lurkating.
Dammit. I think that could have gone better.
I may not have something to say in the comments every time, but I love your writing and am always anxiously await your next blog entry! I guess that makes me a minion, which is very difficult for me to reconcile with my desire for world domination.
i’m a total, unapologetic lurker. and minion. i’m ok with both of those.
(Btw the mix tape idea? BRILLIANT. Mind if I steal it?)
Well since I do anything my computer tells me to, here is my delurking comment: hi!
Um, yeah….I just stopped in here for advice on changing spark plugs. Is this the right place?
I live in your bushes.
Mmkay, I’ll delurkify myself and say hello.
Hey there!
Back to lurking now. Thank you and goodnight.
No biting?? Hmph.
I like to think of myself as more of a French sophisticate; I’m a voyeur thank you.
I talk all the damn time, so commenting isn’t really much of a stretch for me… which partially explains why you see me here every damn day. I’ll lurk though, if it makes you happy.
I’m with Shari.
Happy Birthday, Good Sir!!
I just showed up today. Can I still be counted as one of your lurkers? They seem a lively bunch.
Perhaps it’s because they can’t battle (wit against wit) with someone such as yourself… or perhaps its because they can’t leave comments anonymously….
Or it’s because they are weenies…
Hey I just saw I missed your birthday… you NOW have a choice…
#1 – pull’em down and prepare for Birthday spankings (the likes of which you will love… and then I’d have to do it every frickin day)….
#2 – pucker up and prepared to have your face sucked off…
Happy Birthday, Birthday Boy~
i’m completely a lurker, i admit it, and a shamelessly tardy one at that. hello, anywho.