Handwritten
For Beth.

Sir @ November 6, 2009
The chief scrubbed at the stubborn black substance that covered the vacated apartment’s bathroom floor, wondering if maybe he’d discovered a woman who did something by producing spores, like reproduce or sweat or make his life harder.
“Maybe you’re not the most useless secretary in the world,” Milton the Bastard told the woman, “but if you keep letting those tears hit the floor I’m going to change my mind; now, lean over the ficus and do us all a favor.”
It was a dark and stormy morning and Tammy could practically taste fall in the air.

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You are allowed to be in an industry were you work in a lab and do sciency things because you have perfect handwriting for notes. I have perfect handwriting for email.
Your handwriting is dreamy. Seriously. I love it.
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU.
Your writing is amazingly neat, tidy and scientificky, all except for the winky heart over the ‘i’ in your name, which merely hints at the soft chewy center you try to hide behind all the superhero.
But for me, “Suck it, assclown!” is really only effective when spoken aloud. Even with the inception and evolution of emoticons, I just can’t seem to imbue written words with the proper expression to effectively convey the real sentiment. So if someone really wants to hear an “Assclown!”, from me, they’d pretty much have to be not deaf.
That handwriting looks familiar; as if it might belong to the same person that keeps adding “Natural Light” and “Paintballs” to my shopping list.
…suck it ass clowns…?
WOW ! ! ! i guess we’ve been told !
consider me sucking~