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At Play on the Fairways of the Lord

Sir @ April 15, 2010 # 5 Comments

The greatest golf course on which I’ve ever played involved sheep. About halfway down the western coast of Ireland lay the farthest point west that one can travel prior to falling into the ocean. The town there is called Dingle and the journey to the golf course requires driving toward the sea on rutted roads [...]

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Chicken Cordon Bleu

Sir @ April 11, 2010 # 4 Comments

The French. They of rich culinary traditions, mimes, and a propensity for short, megalomaniacal men who sometimes unsuccessfully invade Russia (see: Napolean (yes), Sarkozy (not yet), etc.). Cordon Bleu is a term that denotes cooking excellence, evidenced in its being the name of the renowned cooking school in France that has become an international pipeline [...]

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Public Relations Experts

Sir @ April 3, 2010 # 4 Comments

Saturday morning. NY Times. Coffee. This story made me choke on my breakfast burrito (not a euphemism). Nicely played, Father. Scene: The Vatican Lounge. Priests sitting around a large table drinking sarsaparilla. Marshall Tucker Band cranked on the hi-fi. Priest: *Looks at long list in hand* Let’s see. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. *Looks up from list* Well, we [...]

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