Life is unremitting hard labor, but then comes a simple handful of blueberries, ripe and delicious, making everything worthwhile for the moment.
Drink arrogant bastard ale, it makes your face go numb!
I have very few material items which I’d protect with deadly force, but you can have my fancy stainless steel barbecue grill that’s directly connected to the 3/4-inch gas main when you pry it from my singed and blackened fingers.
Sir @ July 28, 2009 # 8 Comments
I feel like I’ve been spending a disproportionate amount of time relative to my age wrapped up in memories. I was recently at a friend’s place situated directly on a beach and I spent every solitary moment rehashing history; not bad-flavored history, just … stuff. Sure, I made time for beer pong, but [...]
Sir @ July 17, 2009 # 14 Comments
Damn this man and his infernal questions!
Ten Favorite Books
Death with Interruptions by Jose Saramago – What would happen if death stopped doing her job for awhile? How would the government, the clergy, and the general population react? Are people so sure that dying is such a bad thing? The plot and the [...]
Sir @ July 9, 2009 # 18 Comments
Go placidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence
The lemon-based theory of life tells us that beverages are the correct way to deal with adversity. This is problematic on a number of different levels, not least of which is the fact that some of life’s lemons would [...]