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Bigger Things

Sir @ February 24, 2011 # 6 Comments

In an effort to plug myself back into the ‘write something other than the driest of scientific blah blah’ arena, I’ve decided to throw my hat into the ring with the talented folks at Indie Ink. The ring in which my hat now sits consists of a group of writers issuing challenges to one another [...]

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Gravied Shame and a Rant Concerning Foreigner

Sir @ May 10, 2010 # 8 Comments

Now a few brief words about poutine and hostels. Gravy has always been my friend. Cheese, too. And the potato, that noblest of tubers, spoke movingly at my grandfather’s funeral. Taking all of this into account, I’d assumed it a foregone conclusion that placing these items together would inevitably result in something almost holy. In [...]

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An Exclusive Interview

Sir @ January 26, 2009 # 15 Comments

The rules: 1. Leave me a comment saying you want to be interviewed. 2. I’ll email you five questions of my choosing. 3. You update your blog with the answers to the questions. 4. You offer to interview someone else in the same post. 5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask [...]

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Woe Is Them

Sir @ August 13, 2008 # 15 Comments

O me. Thou art such a neglectful bastard! In my defense, the brain is being ground into mush by a combination of firehose-style learnin’ and numbing boredom during the aforementioned administration of the firehose. Worried about the prospect of not being able to match OSHA’s thunder during the first week, Biochemistry faculty spend the second [...]

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Crowd Control

Sir @ July 23, 2008 # 16 Comments

Whenever I’m deep in the stinking hot bowels of a big city, I find it necessary to focus my mind on something other than the mass of humanity populating the sidewalks that I’m trying to navigate. I do this to take the edge off of having to negotiate crowds of strangers, as this is probably [...]

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